Spectators @CERN

Spectators @CERN

10 Ways To Tell If You Have A Crush On Professor Brian Cox

  1. You are confident to Sigma 3 that you have not!
  2. You actually know some D:Ream lyrics
  3. You wish there was one less of Apollo’s children
  4. You get a tingling sensation whenever he says “nobs”
  5. You offer him half your Nobel Prize money for a dinner
  6. You have The Infinite Monkey Cage show on repeat in your iPod
  7. You suddenly pronounce “wonders” and “hundreds” in a strange way
  8. You tattoo “I’m Higgs” on your bum and flash it on various mountain tops
  9. You hang outside of CERN and cry “ALICE you whore, give him back!” (But of course you know that ALICE is innocent. Blame that gay ATLAS instead)
  10. You dye your floor mop black and make out with it

Gee, hope he won’t be angry with this one…

Eye balls @CERN

Eye balls @CERN

Framgången steg honom raskt åt huvudet. Och där fanns det gott om plats.
Carl Hammarén
När gör tänderna mest ont på grodan? — Asked by ejeklint

När man biter den.

I wonder.

I wonder.